We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things
Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices
I don’t think they’re making judgments about every single dad, they’re just saying that the stereotype of many fathers not interacting much with their kids holds true for more fathers than one might expect.
Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings
I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen
“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub
There’s a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it
But during the summer it’s much too warm for the fuzzy socks and the heating blanket. I want it to get super cold outside so I can make it warm again.
Plus, winter clothes are so much cozier.
Cock-and-ball sink
Creation:
You pull wisps of shadow material from the Shadowfell to create a nonliving object of vegetable matter within range: soft goods, rope, wood, or something similar. You can also use this spell to create mineral objects such as stone, crystal, or metal.
The object created must be no larger than a 5-foot cube, and the object must be of a form and material that you have seen before.
“How far away is the BBEG’s fortress?”
“His lair is still many leagues in the distance. You can just barely see it on the horizon, nestled in the-”
“I spawn a really big boulder on top of it. Like, a reeeally big boulder.”
“…”
Hey guys I found one
I appreciate the lore that C&H characters are apparently assigned their shirt colors at birth. Fascinating stuff.
The company I work at is named kinda like this. I don’t want to give the exact name, but let’s say that if I was an engineer, I’d work at “The Engineering Company.”
It makes me sound like a super bad liar whenever I tell people my job, lol
The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping
Yeah, I really don’t understand taking amphetamines for recreational use. It’d be like putting on my work pants to go to a party.
Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is
Damn, I do not miss 2011
Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities
Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol