When I was a small child I got this little air powered toy car for Christmas. I played with it for like an hour before thinking “I wonder how this works - if I cut this tube will it stop working?”

So anyways I cut the tube and it stopped working, and I ran to my dad crying and said I cut it while opening the package.

As a Californian I can say our state has the will and the means to resist the worst of what’s happening. Arguably this puts a target on our back, but of anywhere in the country I feel safest here.

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think basketballs fit in those /s.

I’m a big fan of small laptops, but 7" seems a bit small. (I used a 7" tablet for my first year of undergrad, and a 12" Thinkpad for my final two years, and the 12" was by far a better experience). I’ll keep this bookmarked though since it seems interesting.

I have to avoid certain supermarkets because they only sell pre-moldy strawbs.

Some kind of Abyssal demon?

Is there a solution to this? It’s been bothering me more recently since my wife bought me a nice pillow

90% live in CA, TX, and NYC! Sounds right to me I can’t think of a single other large metro area or anything like that.

Funnily enough my fabric softener is transparent and my dishwasher detergent is fully opaque.

I do this constantly, and also just had a bowl of ice cream while lying in bed…

I buy myself time by saying “what’s the word for…” and by the time I’ve said that, or perhaps because I primed my brain for it, I immediately remember, and finish by asking what the word for the word I’m thinking of is, which ends up confusing more people than if I hadn’t tried to remember the word at all.

Here’s some context: https://www.tumblr.com/orcboxer/745857099387584512/have-you-seen-the-new-show-its-on-tubu-its

Deviled Eggs are a popular party food item made by hard boiling an egg, removing the yolk, then mixing the yolk with other ingredients like mayonnaise and mustard, and then putting this filling back in the hard boiled egg white.

The survey they cite has Bernie at 12%, so I’m not sure what method they did to allow for more than 100% - maybe you could choose more than one answer?

Yeah I work in medical fraud detection, and I think it’s wild that if you only steal a few hundred thousand you buy a car and then get caught and sent to jail, but if you steal orders of magnitude more you get to be governor and then senator of Florida.

The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.

I really thought this was an elaborate Saddam hiding meme

Idk, I drew the Easter Bunny starting a communist revolution for a weekly social event at work, and others have drawn things that would probably get you banned for inciting violence on Reddit, so I can believe this actually happened.

Maybe we should lend less credence to a law making certain people illegal that was passed while the Nazis controlled Germany.