ACK ACK ACKACKACK

But what about profits for all of the businesses? /S

Famous anus

Hella haunches

Never not going to see that from now on.

Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor, when the pub was shut for the night. Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse & stood in the pale moon light. He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor, then back on haunches he sat. And all night long you could hear him roar, "Bring on the goddamn cat!

• Irish poem

Meatbags?

That’s my mate Paul’s friend.

How could you type that?! The internet is such a family friendly place.

Now, back to work, no more swearing or fucking around.

If you don’t show to the vote, you forfeit your vote.

Fu@k Orbán.

Like Dolly Parton’s “My Place in History,” locked away in a Dollywood time capsule to celebrate the 31st year of the park opening and her to be 100th birthday.

Imodium

I haven’t yet, because I’m sure it isn’t good

But I know someone who has, which makes me wonder if I could

That’s the impression that I get…

Moxie

“Can you hold up 7 fingers in front of the camera?”

Photo with one hand up

What happens when the sh!t hits the turboprop?

Inconceivable!