Cause they’re a firbolg

That’s a bit of a stretch. Meat + salt rarely disappoints me

You should try some Uniball Jetstreams

Nah, Oreos are still a name brand, not a generic. Like cheese nips vs cheez its

Engineer: that glass has a 2x safety factor

Maybe they need the brains of their patients to have fewer wrinkles and have been playing 5D chess this whole time to ensure that happens

Nice! I grew up with this!

Your null hypothesis is the thing you’re trying to disprove. For example, if I wanted to run a study to asses the effect of adding a certain growth hormone to a cell culture, my null hypothesis would be “there is no effect”. In your case, it would be “there is no difference in how much different things are liked”. From there, you’d run your study, and do your statistical analysis, for which there are different methods based on the type of data, number of groups your comparing, sample size, etc., and I’m not a statistician so I can’t say which methods are best for what you’re planning.

When it comes to p-value, to really simplify it, you can think of your p-value as the likelihood your null hypothesis is true. That’s not exactly what it means, but it’s an easy way to remember it.

Mush room for improvement?

A poor analogy, as it’s the same as saying that I should expect a cow to grow mold because a steak will get moldly over time. That said, the conditions that allow many mushroom-bearing fungi to flourish are also ideal for mold growth, so it’s not impossible to see mold on mushrooms. I’ve had to throw out my fair share of monotubs due to the growth of green mold

My pet theory is that it’s hinting at a Pirate-themed job. Pirates vs Ninjas