They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another’s index choices
They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another’s index choices
I knew I wasn’t the only one saying “PUSH IT REAL GOOD” every time I apply to master
That’s all well and good until it’s my turn to speak and I make an equally bad impression by having nothing to say.
But then you have to deal with the politics of running the complex.
It’s like having an HOA but even more impactful on your daily life since you have to walk through the common area and such - at least with a standalone home you own the land and are directly connected to a public street.
It’s like a more realistic representation of what Neo would see when he wakes from the Matrix
A freak cosmic particle caused the user ID of the commenter to duplicate
Seymour! The house is on fire!
Police point to a drop in road causalities
Freudian slip?
That gives me an idea - managers can ask staff to learn the CLI and give them gift cards for what it would have cost to license the Docker Desktop client 🧠
You can press your arms against the opposing walls for added pressure 🫷😠🫸
I’d just like to interject for a moment.
What you’re referring to as ‘penguin’ is in fact Sphenisciformes Spheniscidae, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, the Southern Hemispherical aquatic flightless bird.
“Congratulations on reaching level 75, your bonus reward is 19¢”
Meta don’t scrape user data…they already have it stored neatly in databases with supporting APIs
I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.
Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I’ll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! …now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.
…this kills the redditor.
OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I’ll show myself out.
Directed by M. Night Shamallama
edit: accidentally a word
Wait…y’all were paying for Docker?
I actually enjoyed the meme but I think because of the analogy’s incongruity it would be better received as a shitpost