My first girlfriend turned into the moon

All the people you see from high school want you to join their MLM scheme. That’s why it’s so scary

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That’s right where I’m at. I just saw the whole third shift at my factory get laid off while corporate sends us emails about record profits. Some of those technicians had been working here for 14 years and I’m sure they’re wondering why the put in all that time to learn how to work in a highly skilled laboratory setting to just get let go. Not because the company needed to let them go to avoid bankruptcy.

No, it was to make more profit.

Ah yes the part of the curve where the stress permanently changes you. Yeah, accurate.

None of these companies create jobs, none of them create competition, none of them foster creativity, none of them innovate. Global monopolies are a blight.

And I’m not going to let doom scrolling and apathy deter me from trying to change things. At least I emailed my congressman today

This meme is old enough to drive

🎶Bane or blessing this and that, con save keeps the uptime🎶 🎶Oo de lally , oo de lally, that’s a TPK🎶

🎶Robin hood and little John, walking through the forest 🎶 🎶Marching order, stealth check, casting scorching ray🎶

God that website hurts my eyes to read

Reign of fire is a masterpiece of dragon fiction. Christian bale, Gerard butler, and shirtless, bald, McConaughey with a tank and an axe (for what ever reason). What else could one ask for?

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Okami would be interesting in a post breath of the wild/tears of the kingdom world. It’s artistic style probably wouldn’t stand out as much among the Zelda clones let alone Zelda itself. And gameplay could be open world like Zelda or stay classic or something different like tunic. That said, the paint brush mechanic really should be on a system with motion control so I hope it comes to switch 2 or whatever it’s called.

There’s no reason for me to think this game is bad but it gives off this cheap mobile game vibe. Maybe even a polished flash game from the mid 2000s? It’s kind of off putting and I hope the gameplay makes up for it.

This is one of those YouTube videos you use to vet new friends. If they don’t think it’s funny it’s time to move on

I lived down the street from volition for years. Did a walk through of their office one time with a friend of a friend. They seemed like a really cool group of devs. I’m glad they’re finding a new stride after embracer fucked them.

And I’m personally glad they’re moving on from saints row. They’re too creative to just pump out more sequals on the same shit

How else do you warn people they’re about to enter Wyoming?

Let’s be real, it’s mostly the gay sex that they have a problem with

Oh that’s not a leg…