I hate that I don’t have an argument against this.
For some reason, this is giving me Monty Python vibes.
“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”
HELP WANTED: ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUAL NEEDED TO WORK CLOSELY WITH HUGE STAR.
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE THE HEAT AND THRIVE WHILE WORKING AT THE CENTER OF THE ORGANIZATION.
“Doc, are you trying to tell me that you built a time machine…out of a DeLorean?!?”
“Marty, I’m going to be honest with you. I don’t think I have my meds properly balanced yet.”
“Heavy.”
“Precisely.”
Right? Look at Moneybags over here with their 11-minute Shangri-la! Oooooo.
cries in poverty
“I am inventing electricity…and you look like an ASSHOLE.”
Halfway through this, I honestly thought the punchline was gunna be more like…
They’ll remember:
Nothing
The sun will eventually burn out
All human achievement will dissolve away with the eventual death of the physical universe
Wait. Am I okay? Jesus, dude…
I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.
For the people who are still alive!
Hell. Yeah. Arthur was the greatest.
Just look at that little guy, posting up in the HUD and crackin’ wise.
FINALLY! SOMEBODY ELSE!
I FINALLY FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE WHO REMEMBERS AND CELEBRATES THE JOURNEYMAN PROJECT TRILOGY!
I’m sorry, I’m just…I’m very happy for this moment.
Legacy of Time was far and away my favorite, but the entire collection is a fun and satisfying playthrough. Great atmosphere, clever puzzles, and loads of 90s PC gaming cheese and charm.
Long live Gage Blackwood.
As a lefty and a lifelong Zelda fanboy, I will never forgive Nintendo for taking away our best representative.
Onward, men! Full sails to the horizon! On my oath, we’ll make it to Ikeland by morning!
Oh, there will be Ikes as far as the eye can see, I tell you! Tall Ikes, short Ikes, God-fearing Ikes! Our coffers will overflow with the abundance of Ikes!
You who would doubt me, who would claim the impossibility of such a paradise, you cowards who hide from ambition and surround yourselves with the petty offerings of Steve Island or David Cove, why you would not know how to handle the Ikes of Ikeland!
But I am a man of greater mettle, and I will know this new land.
Raise the anchor. The Ikes await.
Nothing more generic than that.
Baby Blanka’s having a nice day.
(Side note: Somebody get a concept pitch for Street Fighter Babies over to Capcom asap.)
After “fear of getting ridiculed or mocked” I’d also add “or told you’re going to go to hell.”
Ugh.
I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.