LocalMaxima [she/her]
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thats the official script
She is lithe as a cat, with a long neck, muscular shoulders, and nubile breasts. And she is devastatingly beautiful – for a girl with a tail. In human age she would be 18.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Fox is joining the War on Christmas, but on our side?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?English
17·26 days agoIm so productive, I have 3 thanksgivings: midnight to 8 am, 8 to 4pm and 4pm to midnight. By the time you are sitting down for dinner, I’ve already 10x’d my Thanksgiving
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from November 10th to November 16th, 2025 - The Trials and Tribulations of Tinubu - COTW: NigeriaEnglish
33·29 days agohis bio on his book:
He is an Adjunct Fellow at The Foundation for Defense of Democracies, and the Senior Middle East Analyst at The Jerusalem Post. He covers the Israeli defense industry for Breaking Defense. Previously he wrote for Defense News and was the Oped Editor of The Jerusalem Post. He is a contributor to The National Interest, the Jewish Chronicle, Washington Times, and has written for the National Review, The Spectator, Daily Beast, Foreign Policy, Bloomberg, The Hill, Atlantic Council blogs and other publications.
When I looked at the website for that first org, they just published an article on the warship building gap with China, which is also part of Platner’s platform
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Pop Culture@hexbear.net•Labubu Movie in development as Sony Pictures acquires rightsEnglish
14·29 days agonostalgie de labubu
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Othello - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-4th of November 2025English
6·1 month agoIs even microsoft spellcheck in word dog shit ai slop now? At work, I wrote “the key for the door …” and it suggested I rewrite it as “the door”
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chat@hexbear.net•Share your favorite bits of old, obscure Hexbear loreEnglish
20·1 month ago“I’m starting to doubt that you’re really an owl”
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Slop.@hexbear.net•"Make your own games" | "This is discrimination!"English
37·1 month agofrom the orgs description:
Our events are open to everyone, regardless of gender, sexuality, or any other factor
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Othello - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-4th of November 2025English
7·1 month agosaw xiaomanyc (“Clueless White Guy Orders in Perfect Chinese”) is now doing clueless white guy TAKES orders at restaurant in perfect chinese
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Othello - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-4th of November 2025English
3·1 month agothe granola i eat was half off but the only packages left were at the back of the top shelf. i couldn’t reach

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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Clown show. Absolute clown showEnglish
25·1 month agoalso “nor is it the House of Representatives”
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news@hexbear.net•Navy loses two aircraft from USS Nimitz aircraft carrier within 30 minutesEnglish
58·2 months ago“US fights Chinese territorial claims in South China Sea with $100M artificial reef effort”
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Acidifying my blood to own the libsEnglish
29·2 months agoTraining my gay reflexes in a pure oxygen environment to prepare for the CO2 rich atmosphere
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Susanoo-no-Mikoto, God of the sea, storms, and fields - Novo General Megathread for the 20th-23th of October 2025English
9·2 months agoblind item: This marine from maritime Maine dodged the ‘poverty draft’ after getting a $200k loan from the Bank of his Dad.
(and then the next year he decided to work as merc)
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Susanoo-no-Mikoto, God of the sea, storms, and fields - Novo General Megathread for the 20th-23th of October 2025English
8·2 months agoGraham Platner, 2010 (in response to “What American wars would you have volunteered to fight in?”):
The Indian Wars, the Phillipines, Haiti and Nicaragua in the 1920’s, Vietnam, Nicaragua and El Salvador again in the 80’s. As for would have, I “did” for Iraq and would love to get to the Ghan. Small wars are pretty enjoyable. It’s the big ones, with days of artillery fire and inhuman brutality that take the fun out of fighting. But small wars (and Iraq and Afghanistan are indeed small wars) provide the rush of small combat actions along with the intellectual challenge of building personal relationships and infrastructure within the local community. Small wars are thinking wars, which I much prefer over the bloody slugfests of great power conventional warfare. Oh, and the revolution, because I’m Amuuurican.








Getting excited because his textbook has a link to an errata website