I bet those towels have tons of nutrients.

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This just in… I have been informed that the antiprotons are no longer in the environment.

Beyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.

Keep it up and you’ll be the next Waffle King!

Username checks out.

Maybe.

Now your house smells like candles and that.

Because that’s too many. It’s icky. As the old saying goes, “Two legs, I’m down. Four legs, I’ll come around. Five or more, I’m leaving town.”

I could never keep any of that stuff straight so I’ll defer to this confident-sounding reply.

That’s when your dad marries your mom’s sibling’s daughter.

Roll tide.

Absolute classic. I’ve been on one end or the other of most of the calls made in that vid.

Nice!

Fuckity fuck fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck
Look at that fuckstick go

I liked BeOS

I never had the chance to use it but those tabbed title bars were slick.

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