Weird, when I do it I just get turned on? Is this normal?

I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me

This is puppy erasure

sick guitar riff starts

Whatever this is, it’s for me

:3 I beg

This is an elite tier shitpost

SERIOUSLY. For a moment, I was like Trump is absolutely NOT Avasarala.

I hate that I love this unironically.

This is literally me

Voice training is something I want to do so badly, but fuck if it isn’t hard to stick with. Sounding terrible while trying not to is so deeply distressing. :(

I also want to be ff mpreg’d. Just, you know, if any ladies out there are curious. :3

I can only handle a glass of wine before I start getting headaches. 😭 Weed, my beloved.

😮 That’s crazy!

Upset that this one wasn’t titled Ruledozer

Thank you!

What’s the special thing about this wine? I think I’m missing the bit.

My experience is that there are a lot of people who tell you “how it’s done” and they get very weird about the rules. I understand that comes from their experiences and the general aversion of wanting to not be associated with “poly couple hookup types” you see on Tinder or wherever.

I am poly, but typically just date solo. I’ve joined poly couples as a third, but it’s never really felt right for me; I don’t like hierarchical dating.

My dream relationship is a triad, but my god is that hard to find. I just want my little throuple commune in the woods. :3

This is so sweeeeeet. 😭