Lina Khan should be the next attorney general.

Is… is that a lightning rod? Does the local fire department know how you’re powering these “experiments?”

I think I dated one of those in college. So much fun, but so very toxic. It’s like a siren’s song. Alluring and exciting right up until you crash into the rocks.

“Sir, we’ve found something… interesting. He’s apparently downloaded over 600 images of frogs to his computer. Specifically, one cartoon frog over and over again. We’re thinking it may be some sort of covert code system.”

Could it be that people don’t want to pay money to strap advertising machines on their faces? Has the robotic Augustus Caesar LARPer lost touch with the common people?

No, it is the plebeians that are wrong.

JD Vance’s 4chan tripcode will be discovered one day, and we’ll find out exactly how far down the rabbit hole goes.

Mattis checked with his Russian counterpart before, during, and after to make absolutely certain there were no Russian forces in the area. By the end of the bombings, that statement became true.

Wilson pledged to keep America out of WWI. He reneged on that promise, but did so after the war was already winding down. Instead of a fair, negotiated peace between mostly equal forces, the Allies negotiated from the position of having a fresh fighting force entering the war to finish Germany off.

The imbalance of power allowed the Allies to impose the extremely punitive Treaty of Versailles on the Central Powers, which ultimately led to WWII.

Wilson also made income tax a constant thing and created the Federal Reserve. He is a legit target for a time traveling assassin.

We’re way, way past that. Oil executives should be flayed and impaled in the public square. Then banking executives. Then insurance. Then pharmaceutical. Then…

Good point, but LLMs are both ubiquitous and the public face of “AI.” I think it’s fair to assign them a decent share of the blame for overpromising and underdelivering.

Yeah, OpenAI, ChatGPT, and Sam Altman have no relevance to AI LLMs. No idea what I was thinking.

You mean the multi-billion dollar, souped-up autocorrect might not actually be able to replace the human workforce? I am shocked, shocked I say!

Do you think Sam Altman might have… gasp lied to his investors about its capabilities?

Netanyahu cares about his own political survival and nothing else. He told the families of hostages that he’s waiting for poll numbers to negotiate the hostages’ release, then never even made a good faith effort to negotiate, regardless of the poll numbers.

Netanyahu is committing genocide to game domestic politics and stay in power.

Imagine the terror of a supporter of a rapist felon candidate, who you pretend is chosen by a fake Republican Jesus, being challenged by a candidate who has the audacity to be a woman and black.

And she’s going to win.

Mark Kelly is undoubtedly a strong candidate, but the loss of a popular sitting senator in Arizona is a huge setback and could ultimately cost us the senate.

And make sure at least one person in your future gang is a really good cook. You want your dumpster stew to be as close to edible as possible.

Obsessing about what ifs to the point that it blocks your brain from actual problem solving is among the worst ways to handle stress.

Think critically and discern baseless fears from actual concerns.

I can’t tell if the reporter has no sense of humor or if social media is just that low quality now.

8 hours of dailies 5 days a week is the most ridiculous and pointless grind I’ve ever seen.

The premium capitalist health insurance plan- extend your lifespan through mindless servitude.

That’s clearly how our hunter-gatherer bodies and minds were supposed to work.