Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.

*will break

Same

Hear me out here, turn Puerto Rico into a state and combine both north and south Dakota into a new state called “One big Dakota”. We wouldn’t even need to change the flag, and the population of one big Dakota might break 5 digits.

The world is on fire around us, even in places where it’s only smoldering people don’t want to consign their children to the flames.

I have to say, if does my heart good to see just how dead this instance is.

Ah shit, you got me. That front stone wheel alone probably weighs as much as a modern sedan.

That is painfully untrue. Check out this video of an old Bel Air vs an 09 Malibu. Both cars get fucked up, but only one of those drivers has any chance of walking away from the accident, and it’s sure as fuck not the one in the classic. https://youtube.com/watch?v=fPF4fBGNK0U&si=zJ7tDE4RrMWlaCOt

I was in the Army for 6 years, yet whenever I try to think of the letter M my brain just short circuits to “Movember”.

To quote Aesop Rock:

Fifteen years taking prescriptions then a shrink’s like “I dunno, maybe get a kitten?”

-Joe’s wives

The good news is that with their tendency to pop their turrets the crew is provided with a huge impromptu exit hatch.

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Kroxigor scales over leadbelcher gives a really nice dark green/teal

Holy shit, they took the whole house? That’s impressive!

Holy shit my guy. “Someone vaguely disagreed with me and used the same verbiage I used on someone else, time to block them”. Touch grass, please, for your sake as much as ours.

Shifting the blame to the individual plays precisely into the hands of massive corporations. People buy what is available and cheapest, and without government intervention that’s going to be plastic packaging wrapped in more plastic.

He likes to move it move it, and by move it he means move in secret for unknown reasons.

Shhh, don’t tell them about the secret paid Lemmy posting jobs. I’m up to 45 Soros bucks an hour posting about fully automated luxury gay space communism a few times a week. Don’t ruin this for me!