Same I’d do if he loses. Just with a heavier heart.

Are we talking gay or gay?

That word gets thrown around a lot without actually meeting homosexual. Most of the time it’s just used as a tasteless replacement for lame.

I leave that part blank. Some people don’t deserve the best regards.

Are there no chemistry labs in the area? Even a high school with a shitty microscope would yield more information than this.

Our little dog used to let out these long, shuddering sighs when she was frustrated. I used to repeat it back to her, and picked up the habit. Even though we had to put her down a year and a half ago, I still occasionally let out her sigh.

Tortilla chips, Haribo gummy bears, ice cream and TJ’s peanut butter pretzels are all staple junk food that I usually restock before I run out.

One of my favorite aspects of the Borderlands series (I played all of them single-player) is that they didn’t make me feel lonely.

The atmosphere is very lonely, but there’s always some radio chatter or cooky interaction that manages to lighten things.

I was going to give you the bad news, but apparently, Tesla didn’t build the Giga Train

Oh God. This is horrible news. So incredibly frustrating to hear.

I’d be so disappointed by this.

Every time I take a day off midweek, it feels like doubling the number of weeks in the week, rather than reducing the number of days.

I’ve never had a dog that reacted to music at all.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

I’ve tried “downloading” albums for long flights, only to have them completely fail to play.

The SCADA servers.

Four of these?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/693224165/midcentury-tie-rack-vintage-tie-rack?sts=1&content_source=a8c9c7c136524aa2aa0d601a29d8624e66f6d1a3%253A693224165

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

I’m not makin’ a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich!

I deleted when I heard they were levying an inactivity fee in Canada.

I don’t live in Canada, but that was a shit move.

Dairy would be helpful.

You have to clean the veggies before you make your soup.

While I appreciate this, it would be really nice if they would just extend to all electronic devices.

Sometimes day-ta, but more often da-tuh, with the first a being pronounced like acrobat, the second as a schwa.