If we are using ghost peppers to figure out a way to communicate, we can probably save some time and just interpret whatever response they give as “please kill me, you sadistic assholes” and land pretty close
If we are using ghost peppers to figure out a way to communicate, we can probably save some time and just interpret whatever response they give as “please kill me, you sadistic assholes” and land pretty close
Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was “you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.”
Ah, cantaloupe – the “packing peanuts” of any fruit salad
If you’ve been buying the tiny black round ones that come in a grinder, you may want to try the big red ones in the produce section
Yeah, like Kissin… whisper sounds oh wait never mind carry on
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Might need to add a few more points to the list if there’s only one lug nut on that single right wheel
This. So often, folks feel too busy for even the easiest safety steps that keep everywait who are these people in my car it was empty a second ago
The world is cruel sometimes, and people don’t think their actions have consequences. A longtime friend of mine lucked into a loving, supportive partner, and out of the blue asked me to take her – even said please like it was some mundane favor. Not sure if she took my advice and left, but hope she’s doing OK.
Seems fine, just tell her to put her shoes and socks back on and to not forget her book from the seat pocket in front of the person beside her.
PowerGloveSoBad’s Mom: PowerGloveSoBad? It’s Mom. I was talking to Aunt Kathy and she said you charged her $50 to move that stuff in her attic. Call me back or I’m coming over.
Invisibility. Ever been the only person in a friend group who owns a truck?
“Oh, I guess the family and I will need to book some expensive flight tickets… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just give us a ride”
“Oh, I guess my administration will need to invest billions in foreign aid… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just carry all the boxes”
I don’t follow your logic. You were describing the perfect 80s date night (well, the parts excluding coke and depeche mode), but phrased it like it was a bad thing. I would go broke if a blockbuster or family video opened in my area, and I aleady have every movie I could ever need on my NAS.
But that’s so inefficient-- what if half weren’t paying attention? Just pick one or two, and send a $12M escort with beer to “win them over.” Easier, and the money goes to people that deserve it instead of ad agencies.
Jesus, Megan – we get it – this happens to YOU too. How about letting Vicky finish her story
Station is just a decoy – they wirelessly scanned you and all your contacts the minute you bought the tickets
I think you are exaggerating a bit here. Rent levels are skyrocketing past wage growth, sure, but have you considered that used cars are also getting prohibitively expensive relative to the average income? Three of them would be roughly a zillion dollars if my math is correct
Jesus, they all look so terrified