The average person has one boob and one testicle.
The average person has one boob and one testicle.
Go to the cowboy store and get some work jeans. Make sure the tag says 100% cotton. They can be stiff and take a while to break in, but when they do, they’re comfy and durable. I usually get wranglers for $25-30 and they last years and years. I usually replace them because they’re oil stained, not worn-through.
I love my redwings.
Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.
Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?
Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.
I mean, you kinda were.
I just use the printer at work.
Will the golden crane fly again?
It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.
It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.
The name oubliette implies larger, scarier, oobly.
So it’s her fault the toothpaste and deodorant are behind lock and key?
It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.
I’m not a fan of induction cooktops that turn off when you lift up the pan. I was cooking soft scrambled eggs at my aunt’s house and kept having to turn the stove back on every time I lifted up the skillet for more than about 3 seconds. It was super frustrating.
Setting VPN to Poland works.
It’s incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men’s and women’s. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don’t feel dirty shopping at Target.
Silent quit until they fire you. They won’t make you reimburse them if they fire you.
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