Yep, the evangelical Christian movement in the US tends to obsess over pretty much everything except the stuff Jesus actually said.

Tuna salad is serious business.

South Park: Snow Day! I loved Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole, so I really wanted to like Snow Day, but unfortunately it’s just not very good. I wouldn’t even call it bad, it’s just middling in almost every way. Now to add insult to injury, it was also pretty short.

If they make another South Park game it won’t be a day one purchase for me, I’ve learned my lesson. I can wait for a sale.

I remember reading an old interview back in the day with John C. McGinley where he explained the reason his character hates Hugh Jackman is that the show’s creator, Bill Lawrence, didn’t want to punch down. So he chose the most talented actor he could think of, Hugh Jackman.

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lol of course this is the kind of misogynistic dork that hides behind a picture of Ryan Gosling online.

Okay but if you find a ghost ship trapped in orbit around Neptune called the Event Horizon DO NOT GO INSIDE!

I’ll second that recommendation. It’s a fantastic series, but oh boy does it get crazy (in the best way possible).

So let me get this straight, the companies that raised their prices based on Trump’s tariffs get to apply for a refund with no requirement to lower prices and pass that refund on to the consumers who actually had to pony up the money at the ‘cash register’ every day. Once again, corporations get an undeserved bailout while the American consumer gets shafted. Typical.

Well, we know that’s a lie. It could not possibly be more obvious when Donald Trump is not the author of a post. There are countless examples of posts that were clearly not written by the Very Stable Genius.

This movie is going to give me nightmares, and I’m here for it.

Wu-Tang is for the children lemmings.

“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It’s corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)

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Where are all the “no new wars” and “the President of peace” dipshits now?

Remember in 8 Mile when Cheddar Bob shot himself in the leg with his own gun? Same thing. The only difference here is Cheddar Bob was a lovable idiot instead of a fascist.

Wait, so the winner of the first and last FIFA Peace Prize is starting a war again? How curious.

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