Barbarian.
Game Warden License #0813180
Issued by the Miwok Protectorate of the Sasquatch Confederacy
Office of Homo Sapiens Management
Department of Population Control
Barbarian.
Sorry about that. I had taco bell for lunch.
Usually with a pound of ground beef and hamburger helper.
Per an early draft of the Proverbia Grecorum:
Or, if your latin is rusty: