Im just a person reading a text post but it feels to me like he is trying to get you to breakup with him.

Thanks just bought it!

This is like the 8th take Ive seen on thie concept. Its cute but its probably ready to pass on.

Title should be 5000 right?

Nic Cage is great

Kum Kum

I think the point comes across pretty well. “Alienated” doesn’t have a very positive connotation.

The dog is a boy

Damn a link on a link aggregator

Asshat with three posts calling other people lazy

the majority of men’s bodies are shit to look at

Hard disagree. I think you’re probably just not attracted to dudes.