That’s why anyone who believes it is, by definition, a chud.

Feel Clean, Vote Green/s

“The hour’s top story, our glorious freedom fight in Iran is going well, and Dear Leader’s bravery will bring peace everywhere!” – The Media, probably

“Say what you will. But only Donald Tr*mp has a plan to make America better!”

BAWK! Buck-buck-buck!

That’s called “the United States white collar private sector.”

Ja, Herr Flick!

I dated a few Christian girls, and just let me say, they can be pretty freaky.

It has been wisely and sadly said that Democratic candidates are chosen for us by the Republican Party.

My cats would like a word.

Wait until the body bags start coming back. Marquito’s primary job will be censorship.

There is going to be a very clumsily faked act of violence. Then, with Congress cheering him on, Dear Leader will “suspend” the Constitution.

The Orange Perv is trying to escalate things, so that he will have an excuse to remove that inconvenient Constitution here in the states.

They’ll bend the knee. Republicans can’t help themselves.

Free Market Small Government Deregulikashun YEE-HAW!

Putting children in danger is a very Christ-like thing to do.

God damnit, this timeline sucks greasy orange balls.

The media will soon turn public opinion in favor of the war.

“Barr, I want the Epstein problem dealt with, bada bing bada bang bada boom. You get me?”

– Donald Tr*mp, probably

But but that’s Free Market Freedum! We can’t punish the Job Creators, because bible or some shit.

The networks are rah-rah war, support The Troops, and not one mention of the fact that this is a war for oil.