Have a pilots license?

Why is Dave in sales called Human Resources?

You’re given the choice of being able to cultivate one

Or forage the others

Imagine hearing about this fabled thing all your life and then immediately after grabbing onto you it ghosts you.

This is one of those stories that pops up every year and nothing is ever done with it.

I assume it wasn’t all at once, it must have taken at least a day or two.

Anyhow, that’s why I’m freebasing creatine now.

Briefly met Trey before. Seemed chill.

Gonna make a novelty insta devoted to hairy male nipples

Bet it can beat Tik Tok to a congressional ban

It’s a solid show. But boy does it feel like we’ve fallen off a peak when it comes to tv.

Few years ago this might have been one I come back to later on because there was so much to pick from. Now it feels like the only show airing every week.

Feel like your chances of seeing one of the dozens of people who hold like half the wealth in the world is pretty slim on the street.

I wish. Cortado at 4 and I still fall asleep as soon as I sit down after dinner sometimes.

Especially once the clocks change. Swear there’s like a month where I’m falling asleep at 6pm and waking up fucking ready to go at 2 am.

They’re easy to spot if you have them.

They’ll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.

These are just two tickets to see Jersey Boys?

I too would like to live indefinitely and die at a time of my choosing.

I don’t need to look up the closest firing range because it was recently all over the news when one of the members went up on a roof and tried to shoot this guy who was running for President.

Not the most recent would be shooter, the one before that.

Hell of a fall for the leaves, though.

skill issue

get better at wasps

Why paper? Why not just use the leaves?

And instead of pasteurizing it and adding a bunch of chemicals, we just let it sit and develop on its own? Naturally fermented like everything else that tastes complex and amazing?

We just invented cigars.

There’s a few at work who have admitted to still playing. Blizzard owes a lot to the very concrete social structures built around the game.

People should be boofing nicotine pouches like God intended anyhow.