Omg who told you that?

I would say you have no idea how weird it is having people act like you’re famous just because you have a large meme collection but I’m fairly sure I’ve told you and why you said that, you ass

Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn’t specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.

And that he did.

And do you know what? In payment for that, I’ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

I have a GoFundMe but I have to regain access to the account. I changed my number and their 2FA isn’t super happy about that. But even then meh. I’ve got a ko-fi on my lemmy and like if people want to do anything, go for it, but I’m not going to be asking people for help when the world is burning down around everyones ears. I’m just some random asshole who posts memes. I’ve got $210 left. I might be able to figure it out. Might not. I dunno. But its my responsibility.

And nah that ain’t me. I am not remotely that thin and not remotely that hairless. I’m more in the bear category. This is as close as Lemmy is ever gonna get to seeing my face. I’m smarter than Dream.

with Republicans in the states forcing things like they are (the latest being 10 years of not making any Ai legislation in the shitty new big Trump bill), we’re all pretty fucked.

None of you people are funny and I hate you

Should Lemmy support karma requirements

No, absolutely not, they can fuck right off. I hate that shit on reddit and I’ll completely stop posting to any community/instance that implements it on the fediverse. It’s completely disheartening to new users for them to find out that they can only interact after they’ve made posts elsewhere. Then they go there and those people have that too.

Your description sounds like you’re a parent and she’s a child.

There are so many jokes about me being the dad in the relationship. “Thanks Dad” and stuff. It was funny at first and can be still but often it just feels… yeah. Like that.

I definitely need to have a conversation but that one isn’t it. She’s got one more chance. I’ve got to figure out how to do it. I don’t want to live with another stranger but I also don’t want to be in the position I am in now, messaging people I haven’t talked to in YEARS begging to borrow $20.

I try my best <3

I love her but yeah… I don’t know how much longer I can do this.

Oh she does. We both do. So like I understand it to an extent but it’s still killing me.

I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

Just tired of enduring. I want to thrive, man.

Oh I’ve been homeless before, years ago. Thank you though <3 Half of my 20s after escaping an abusive relationship. But this is a lot different this time around and I’m not doing too well. And it’s driving me insane because of both how it happened but also how simple a fix it is in comparison to all the shit I hear around the world. Like I keep seeing shit about people throwing money after money at whatever, whether from the rich all the way down to people just being able to buy games that are coming out and I’m here freaking out over less than half of a thousand dollars. Just a reminder of a life I’ll never have. That’s what’s killing me.

That’s about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

Strider is my guess but because I’m having a heart attack and need a temp distraction I am going to go look and see if I can find out.

Alright, be right back.

(Watch that show by the way. Son of a Critch. Takes place here in NFLD)

Okay so it appears the user never replied to anyone else in that thread. They never clarified what name they would have had. Their profile says anime/frog enthusiast though so take that as you will. There are also quite a few tweets backing up both of those claims.

Well you might find out soon because I’ma probably be homeless tomorrow.

PREPARE THINESELF.

I’m rooting for an anyerusm.