It’s still the healthiest child in Alabama

Why was a Blackhawk helicopter just hanging around DC?

“Yes, one rated R movie ticket please!”

RFK looks like he’s made from cancer

Sounds like heaven

I thought about uploading videos, but I could never figure out how.

Putting a pistol to your head and pulling the trigger WON’T kill you.

I think recent events have shown Democrats are incapable of helping anybody but themselves. And even then they’re shit.

This is clearly marketing for Hail Mary Mallon, an album that came out 10+ years ago.