I mean if you’re mechanically talented enough and sufficiently motivated, you could probably rip out the digital controls and replace them with mechanical analogs, getting rid of the computer entirely. Extremely difficult, but probably doable if you know what you’re doing.

That aside, we shouldn’t have to do that to get out of being spied on.

I spat out a bunch of fur afterwards.

When I was 6, I bit my rabbit in retaliation after he bit me, does that count?

Yeah, due to the nonexistant moderation TF2 voice chat tends to be the most intolerant thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

I honestly didn’t like factorio, which is odd because I’m pretty much the exact target audience (autistic). I bought it after buying Mindustry, played it for about 20 hours and then put it down and didn’t pick it back up again because I realized that it just felt like work. I think the reason I didn’t like it was that you spent 5 minutes coming up with a solution to some problem, and then spend 50 minutes implementing it, which bogs down the gameplay with monotonous block-placing.

Gordon Freeman 2028?

Hahaha, how bad does your anticheat have to be that it bans people who haven’t even played the game yet? Or maybe its so good that it bans people BEFORE they cheat. “Good news, we dropped the cheating rate to 0%! We only had to ban the entire playerbase to do it!”

Anything sensitive is encrypted and I never decrypt it while running windows.

I bought Sea of Thieves about 5 years ago. Recently, they added kernal-level anticheat (which does precisely fuck-all to actually stop cheating). While that is annoying, I’m not particularly worried because the studio that makes that game is owned by Microsoft, and like all Microsoft products, it was banished to my windows partition with the rest of the spyware.

Illinois Nazis

Illinoizis?

Because the gun nuts usually know enough about how firearms work to just make their own guns.

Yeah that would probably work

No, there’s already enough junk floating around up there.

Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor

And then they lose the hive anyway due to CCD or some nutrient deficiency that results from only consuming almond nectar.

Actually if bees don’t like the hive you put them in, they absolutely will leave. I haven’t had happen to me personally but I have heard of it happening to others; you put the package in and come back to find that 200$+ worth of bees just upped and flew away.

a cellar full of tactical mil spec fishing poles

Given how often my fishing poles seem to break with only light use, that’s not entirely unreasonable.

We need to start using this game as a unit to measure mismanagement.

“In total, the project cost us approximately .51 Star Citizens.”

Bloody hell, I spent a little over two dollars buying Elite: Dangerous (a similar space game) when it was on sale about five years ago and haven’t spent any more money on it since. I can’t even comprehend spending 10,000 dollars on an incomplete game.

To be fair its marketed as full self driving, not full self no crashing