I never understood what the sponge was for. Like does she shove it up there to soak up the cum?
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TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lolto
Hardware@lemmy.world•Ploopy's Nano 2 is a minimal trackball mouse with a single button - LiliputingEnglish
6·12 hours ago
Just like your mother.
Threads like this really highlight how old lemmy is.
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lolto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Do you brush your teeth in the shower or the sink?
2·20 hours agoKeep your mouth closed…
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lolto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle
4·2 days agoDon’t worry, they accept payment plans
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lolto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle
3·2 days agoLemmy gold is right there…
Wordle 1,600 3/6* 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩Dang! I thought today was gonna be the day
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lolto
politics @lemmy.world•Abigail Spanberger elected Virginia governor in a historic first that boosts Democrats ahead of 2026
5·3 days agoYep, you remembered correctly
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Thanks bud, real enlightening
Nah, you get a bigger aura boost from gnawing on yourself. Plus, you don’t need to find a sink.
lemmyshitpost is for serious discussion only!
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lolto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I would like to meet him, he's probably nice
33·4 days agoThat’s what I got too.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
The years really do start coming and then don’t stop coming.
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lolto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles
331·6 days agoJust like showerthoughts, lemmings have no respect for community themes.






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