It certainly looks like a rad MTB trail

I mean given his screen name is Ray Cistman, I think it’s just a shitposting account

He’s even Reverend Ray Cistman! (Say it out loud if you didn’t catch the joke)

Puerto Rico is only American when it’s convenient to America!

My work has me using 3 different 2FA apps depending on what service I’m accessing. It’s great! Especially with the noticable battery consumption increase after setting up 2 more 2FA apps than I had before

Honestly the Punk Goes Pop albums have taught me that some of her songs translate super well to heavier styles

Blank Space - I Prevail

I Knew You Were Trouble - We Came As Romans

You Belong With Me - For All Those Sleeping

I Don’t Wanna Live Forever - Ice Nine Kills

Also honerable mention, Ice Nine Kill’s cover of Animals by Maroon 5 is brilliant and also does a good job of making fun of how weird the original music video is

I live in a fairly small town. Notably it was never bulldozed to build gigantic stroads or highways and grew slowly enough that there is a single stroad which the city has been slowly extending a sidewalk/bikepath along. For anyone who lives and works in town, it’s very walkable/bikable. Problem is it’s a small town of around 10-15k people so lots of stuff requires running to the nearest large city for medical appointments and shopping and whatnot

With remote work my family has been able to make it work with only one car, and I’ll bike to stuff in town so my wife can use the car when she needs to. There’s some logistical challenges at times but ultimately it’s really nice only worrying about the cost of a single shared vehicle

I had a Android Wear watch for a minute. Got it for free from a coworker. I liked it but when it died I felt like I lost nothing of value. Now I just wear an analogue watch (one of Citizen’s watches which has a solar panel on the face which charges a capacitor to power it so no batteries to worry about) and that does everything I need from a watch plus it’s small enough that it never gets in the way unlike the Android Wear watch

I’ve been doing a ton of cardio lately. Just knowing how long, fast and far I’ve biked is enough to get a good idea of progress which doesn’t require a fitness tracker. I’m considering something cheap to get an idea of heart rate and effort but at some point it’s just more data for the sake of more data

So I think there’s 2 parts to this, one is different people are different but the other is that when masterbating one might not be quite as erect as with a partner

With a strong enough erection (such as when having sex, aka what you’d see in porn) cut and uncut look the same. The difference only shows itself with a semi or when soft

Edison’s lightbulb invention story makes for a really good rugged individual story. Dude keeps trying after 400 failures finally finds the one that worked and becomes rich and famous for it

http://www.douglas-self.com/MUSEUM/LOCOLOCO/locoloco.htm

Most of Douglas Self is a time capsule to when the site was setup but the loco loco section has many of the most wild experimental locomotives you’ve never seen! Many are early iterations as nobody had yet figured out the meta for building a relatively efficient and successful steam locomotive but there’s also diesel and electric designs as well buried in there, as well as late steam ideas that tried to outcompete diesels

Like seriously, what the heck is up with these? (And yes, all had at least one example built!)

I had a big titty goth gf. Now I just have a big titty wife who had to go dress shopping for a funeral because she no longer owns any black clothing

Ever since that meme I’m stuck reading Female pronounced like Tamale and it’s the best thing ever

Mooooooom they’re turning the word “verb” into a verb

I’ve replaced a headlight bulb once and otherwise always take the car to the shop for literally everything else. But I will put on a dress for you and shave my beard!

That is definitely a risk with that kind of mod. Trunks are designed so that if someone were to become entrapped they can be opened from the inside.

Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

Or for modern times it’s a laptop dock so they just opened their laptop and entered the ticket that way