Its getting out of hand, I’m gonna have to get involved.

Waiting for the day a company trys suicide baiting on twitter

I might be stupid but this just sounds like they made coasting slow you down faster?

The answer seeker to leftist pipeline is real!!!1!11!

Yeah but huge led billboards are perfectly fine and not distracting at all, workers cannot have a single ounce of joy into their job but corporations can blind us and steal the stars from the sky.

Man I hate when people reference Travis without also mentioning they were fucking around and thought it was funny to give the chimp xanax and alcohol, yeah chimps are aggressive animals but there’s like 20 other story’s you could tell where it was actually just a monkey going apeshit out of nowhere

Sentences only spoken within the decade

Economic system so good it caused a mass extinction event

All I want is a controller with symmetrical top sticks, my thumbs can’t take it anymore

What do you folks think, unleash it on every dump on earth? Or cultivate it in pseudo-recycling centers?

Man if only there was some kind of like, super long car that just had a ton of metal wheels and used electricity

If I vow to never come within 2 feet of money ever again I’ll die within 2 months

Why would you text someone a zip? I always send any files like that over email, I recommend ProtonMail for security but what do I know

What does this have to do with ladders

Uh, growing up with it? That’s like asking why there’s nostalgia for bug juice, really anything you interacted with as a kid could be a source of nostalgia

Well Marx is basically father Christmas lol

God I remember sitting at the family computer just looking up bad luck Brian in Google images

Is the drinking water safe ANYWHERE anymore? Seems like every month I hear about a civil report regarding new crap found in new areas

Bro you took the color outta the Gameboy color lmao