Fucking amazing

That’s just Ken’s pheasant impression.

Good to know I’m not the only one

Sadly it began a long time ago

This is the way

c/catswithjobs

*Trump thinks he can do anything he wants.

The literal meaning of “it’ll put hair on your chest”

It’s only weird if you make it weird.

While you’re at it, teach him how condoms work.

U.S. citizens and some non-citizens can join the military. If you are not a U.S. citizen, you must:

• Have a U.S. Permanent Resident Card (Green Card)
• Speak, read, and write English fluently

You cannot join the military to enter the U.S. or to get a visa.

Source: https://www.usa.gov/military-requirements

The difference in terminology is simple…

A legit paycheck.

Atrocious!? :)

“Yo. Check this out guys, this is insanely great, it’s got a 28.8 BPS modem!”

Pretty bad actually lol. I did create my list, but failed at the easy thing to do.

One of the things I needed to do was pay a large chunk of money to a school. When I transferred money between accounts like I usually do, the money left my savings, but never hit my checking account… so now I have to stress about it until the bank opens in the morning. So meh.

I hope you were more productive than I was!

I’m a big fan. Came here to say I regret not being able to see Prince at a random show at Paisley Park.

This is one of my favs (not there haha)

I was just debating whether it would cost more than a jet for those bombers. What do you get for someone that has everything?

You’ve inspired me :)

I hate doing any chores, but I have a bunch of other online things to do that I’ve been putting off.

As soon as I get my fix of caffeine and doomscrolling I’m going to

1. Make a list of all the shit I need to do.
2. If creating said list doesn’t completely overwhelm me, I’ll get something on the easy side of the list done.

Now, back to shitposting.

Just add it to the list of many other tacky things he’s already done

Must be a Romulan plot

+1 for Dave and Busters feelings.

If you live in/near a big city, arcade bars are becoming a thing.

The one I visited was a pretty large place, full of old school quarter arcades and pinball machines. It’s a legit arcade and has 2 large bars to get drinks. Thursday night is free night and you can just go in and play for free!

E: comma

Behold! A cat circle!