Time to suggest again that his next video be “Mr. Beast Runs from 12 People with Knives.” If you stab him to death, you get to keep all his money.

They’re not killing him for revenge. They’re killing him for money. Big difference. I’m sure he’s killed quite a few people for money, so I don’t think he has any room to complain.

No shit. Billionaire pays poor people to embarrass or endanger themselves, uses it to promote himself.

Here’s an idea for a video: Mr. Beast and the Box of Knives. Him, the people he exploits, and a box of knives. Whoever kills him gets to keep his money.

That’s the content I want to see.

Yes, it appears Trudeau’s laws are working as intended. Excellent.

Vladimir Putin bought the Republican Party, and they love his money more than their country.

PROPAGANDA. Please use the actual word. Why use two words when one do trick?

yay

Even better, nationalize it. We don’t have to let Musk keep control of it at all.

Hmm, good to hear both sides are wrong. Please, tell me more of this “both sides” principle.

Good morning, Israeli propaganda ministry! How’s the weather down there today?

“I love pro wrestling because it’s like porn.” I bet you do, sir. I bet you do.

And so begins the parade of Argentinians having their faces eaten off by leopards after voting for the Leopards Eating Faces Party.

You can’t weaponize a law that was always intended to be a weapon.

Somewhere in Time 🧐

Unfortunately for the Israelis, 0% of Benjamin Netanyahus think he should take responsibility for October 7. Public opinion doesn’t matter much when you’re spiraling towards a dictatorship.

This is like when the Queen was at a livestock show and they brought in some cows. She leaned toward Prince Phillip, pointed at the cows, and said, “Cows!” Why? Because there were cows, I guess.

And don’t forget to watch the stunning 1989 sequel, C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D.

Who? And where was the conference? How do you pronounce those? Does anybody here speak Welsh?

“Taking matters into their own hands,” as in “considering options for suicide.”

Or his preferred candidate. The GOP majority is too small for anyone to get elected speaker without his approval. He has enough sock puppets in the House to block anyone he doesn’t like. That’s why it took more than a dozen votes to confirm McCarthy, and why McCarthy was removed. Gaetz didn’t make that call himself.

The only way anyone else could become speaker is if a few Republicans did what’s best for the country and voted for Jeffries. But that ain’t happening.