Live in the US any longer and it’s going to become a greatest hits album of communicable diseases regardless.

Revenge of the Whigs

(This time everyone has to wear powdered wigs.)

Troy Story 4: Oh god, they’re just going to keep making these aren’t they?

Schrödinger’s radioactive decay may or may not have killed his cat.

I had to read your comment a few times before I realized Not Sure meant Luke Wilson.

Idiocracy pulled its punches.

“Keeeeeern!”

“What ARE you doing with that dog?”

My eyes: From now on, keep text at least one foot away from me.

I hope she knows this.

She could probably do better just amongst the available men in her detention center.

When a cute owl flies by.

With some fava beans and a nice white wine?

I would love to see a chart like this but for hippies who grew up in the 1960s.

The truth is even sadder. All of this insanity existed, it was just hidden from public view. Everything feels worse because we know now how things have been all this time.

“No one is allowed to be smarter than me.”

“For some reason, that corner is where the spotlight was aimed at.

I decided to become an atheist that day.”