Also, I will never purchase a gaming console for my kids to get addicted to it. Get the kids an “IPad”? I learned my lesson. Horrified by the results. Good luck out there! Don’t complaint if you don’t get into that graduate program that your parents dreamed of for you. Also can’t get a girl pregnant if you don’t know what that other joystick is for, so maybe this is not too bad. I’m conflicted by no, no “entry point” into my house or my pocket thanks.
Is there a better one for math geniuses such as myself?
Ah! He’s still alive. Got it! I had to search to see if he had passed away. I totally had forgotten that he was accused of groping.
We don’t know, we can’t speak to viruses.
“When you try to calculate 5 divided by 0 (5/0), the result is actually undefined—it’s not a real number or a palindrome. Division by zero is not possible in standard arithmetic or mathematics, and it doesn’t produce any valid numerical result, let alone a palindromic one.”
Darn!
Maybe we can come up with a decentralized serverless way to control all these vacuums while stealing people’s data for charity?
Hey roomba! I want a second mortgage!
Hey roomba! My bank account is huge I wish a credit card company would just call me!
I can only dream of tickling someone’s bladder…cue musical!..
I. Wish I could tickle your bladder!
From inside!
If I could pickle that tickle.
From insaaaaa iiide!
10 day week…screw that! How about Saturday, Sunday, Monday… And it repeats! Saturday, Sunday, Monday! You work 8 hours on Monday. You rest Saturday and Sunday.
Finally! A cure for diabetes!
A cure??? Are you crazy???
Don’t worry it comes in two treatments. The first one gives you cancer. The second one gives you extreme addiction to sugary foods!
You’re a genius! Then they get diabetes again! Wonderful product! We’ll call it “boomerathyl”
Operation spitroast is starting! The double shaft is out! I repeat, he double shaft is out! And they’re gonna do until the bubble pops and the economy relaxes! There’s going to be a lot of white stuff all over the place in a big big mess!
Until we find a guy flying in space and a shit ton of previously dead people with him…look us all in the eye from miles and miles away. They’re there looking at putin murdering innocent kids. Yup, that’s definitely real.
On a more serious note…if Hillary knew, then Bill is in trouble with her but then both are in trouble with the general public. Why didn’t they just use that information to save us?
If she didn’t know, then Bill is in trouble with both hilary and the American people for not using that information to save us.
If Bill didn’t know, then Monica! You asshole! Seriously? But how did you both fit under the desk? And and Bill never looked down to see who it was? Dang!
That’s why presidents travel so much! The brojobs!
Brazil, you want free trade right? Can’t find the micropenis? Fine! Unzip mah man!
Care for some chupa chups?
…hello ma’am, I need to give chupa chups to my friend. I do it under the table so nobody can see. Yes he totally enjoys all the chupa chups I give him. He likes the balls but usually keeps the stick in his mouth even after there’s no more juice left.
That’s Spanish!
I think there are probably more mice in powder form from failed trials than bushy tailed and lively.
Oh the other two thirds are extremely well off… Two pay checks from disaster one can assume.
We need the official national spelling for blow job noises.
Is it “Gluck Gluck Gluck”!? At least we can celebrate our first gay bisexual president.
Wow, this is extremely stupid. Like getting on the freeway and shooting your tires on a turn. We’re gonna be spiraling for a while from that moment until all the dust clears.
Normally I’d just ROFL but this is the era of stupid so instead I’m going to assume that stupid will happen.
So our technology will be ejected to other countries and that will start a global economic boom outside our country. Which is great for those countries. But that also means our country will be less advanced. We won’t have the edge.
Let’s hope our kids make better choices.
He sucked Clinton’s huge cock undercover! He was there to look for…err…to look after barely legal people who were like minded. Or taken forcefully or otherwise probably.