Not a scientist, but I think the BFD is that it’s 30k years old from a completely extinct branch of animals (unlike mammoths which are closely related to modern elephants) and the thing they found was a frozen tundra mummy not a fossil so it has soft tissue and stuff unlike other extinct animals we typically observe via fossils like dinosaurs

I thought that for a minute too but I figured the way where trump gets paid is more likely

He’s going to acquire truth social and merge it in. I would put doge coin on it, but not actual money

Thanks Satan

Ben and Jerry’s shuts down: says america no longer deserves ice cream.

Mastodon

Yeah it really shouldn’t take actual fascism to get people off predatory social media but here we are

She should mail the clot to her state senator

I really wish they’d stop putting me on blast like that

Game of thrones hahahahahahaha at this point I’ll just wait for George to finish

I’m going to be real it’s 50/50 for me and I’m half as old as that dude

No fuckin way he can bend like that

Wtf is maxipad even making that I would care to allocate bandwidth to?

One would think

It’s the same calculation but you also take a shot of vodka for all integers less than n but greater than 0

Fuck I thought that was an absolute factorial.

Yeah they have a blanket ban on Nazi iconography with no carve outs for art, even if antifascist.

Maybe they should try firing some more workers.

Damn I gotta play that one it looks fucking dope

Rolexes