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Cake day: June 6th, 2023

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  • "Sorry, but you clicked ‘okay’ on the terms and conditions. It specifically says that we reserve the right to alter or remove software offerings on our devices at our discretion.

    It also says that your first-born child is to be delivered to Samsung headquarters freight prepaid within 90 days of acknowledgement of the terms. I see from our automated face tracking that you have three children and we have not yet confirmed receipt of… let’s see… Molly, is it? I’ll give you a 30 day grace period, after which we will remotely melt your television. How does that sound?"