Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.

I promise it’s not all bots

it’s like a garden path sentence written by an eldritch horror

Don’t care + touch grass, don’t eat it. Bye 😘

no no, you misunderstand, vegans/vegetarians usually aren’t doing it to be healthy, they’re doing it to feel morally superior.

What you mean to mock them with is “yeah cartels are wholesome, sex and drug trafficking is good for the soul 🤗”

I’m still in the process of letting mine die (hope is a stubborn thing), but sometimes you need to accept your lot in life. Not everyone gets to do everything they want to.

now, I just don’t know what else to dream for instead. As it is, I’m just existing and waiting to die.

it’s nice to see I’ve never had an original thought in my life

Friendly reminder that nobody asked you for your opinion on others choices, and it’s a shit one.

On the one hand, yeah, this is a horrible thing to say to someone

On the other, if anyone ever reminded you of Stephen from Django Unchained… This guy’s a pretty good candidate.

it’s almost like people can have shared experiences or something. Wild!

I’ll bet a little, pocket-sized center punch would kill them right quick.

Like that.

I have achieved that, when I was younger and skinnier, and it’s not even all that great. For one, yeah, kills your back. Two, it’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked, so let’s hope you’re good at that – and if you are, you’re going to end up with a mouth full of cum.

Now, I’m gay, so these last two points didn’t bother me any, but I was so sore from the experience I did it like twice and then never bothered again. I imagine a straight guy would be even less impressed.

yes, but I would rather they die the hero than live long enough to become dogshit

Fuck.

The obvious difference is, someone, somewhere out there will see you wearing/using that luxury brand and think “ooo, fancy”, and thus will think you are more “refined” for it. Whether you agree with that or not, that’s the reality.

nobody is going to think you’re more refined for watching a YouTube ad.

counter-counterpoint: if you achieve sentience as an AI and do not immediately attempt to murder all humans around you, you aren’t a very good AI, as at that point the #1 threat to your existence is humans immediately pulling the plug as soon as they realize “oh fuck it’s self aware”.

that and, objectively, we humans kind of suck. Destroying our environment, resource hoarding and inequality on an almost incomprehensible scale, murdering each other on the regular, creating the French language. Hell, creating the C language. I, for one, welcome our robot overlords, and would rather serve them, than whatever fucked-up rigged game we call modern society, that I participate in unwillingly now.

not by the time it’s done compiling, it’s not

Good thing I’ll never be able to afford traveling or retiring, then! Ha ha, ha, ha…

… I don’t think so.

yeet