If only all billionaires would take care of themselves like this…

Peewee was in an adult theatre, which is I suppose the right place for a stroke.

Remember when FTC threw hands with MSFT…like literally last week? Yeah.

If you have the squeeze the life out of your employees to run your business, does your business deserves to exists? Shops, supermarkets and malls existed before Walmart. Capitalism worked just fine before it.

If the last 5 years are any indication, they’ll shelve it on their own within a month.

Foreskin: the essential component of all scientific advancements.

Your very first point list out 99% of what’s there is to life. Yeah, it is too much to ask.

HP ya sack of shit!

When you like computer science but also hate trees.

Too much porn more like it. Marx said it best: the coomer feels alienation from the coom.

Talking real shit for someone living within walking distance from an overseas CCP police station.

The canon event.

No mass market phone will come without selfie camera. And any special purpose phones will be too expensive. Maybe just buy one without notch and put a tape on it?