Getting your raise denied because the bald person next to you has a higher head temp average

When my reaction time goes I switch to civ.

All that money and they couldn’t be bothered to pay their IT dept.

One of the reasons I smoke marijuana is so that my dreams chill out. When I’m not smoking I can wake up still feeling tired because my dreams were too intense.

Sabba sabba sabba sabba. Sounds like Spanish to me!

Windows updates

I can’t remember my first game but we had a 2600. I think Crystalis was the first NES game that really blew my mind.

I bet that doesn’t stop it lol

Destiny and Destiny 2 Hexic

Well then, good news! It’s a suppository.

Makes it easy for everyone to hold hands.

If that community wants to keep those lucrative prison jobs they need to step up and get incarcerated more.