That’s gold, Jerry

A cricket bat!?

No worries. I don’t even own any streetfighters, I just wanted to make a funny from a 30 year old movie 😁

More chevy nova than bossanova

Nice try, Sparrow

If definitely seen shit like this on menial job applications in the past. Typically as pary of a “personality test” that tries to root out commies. USA obv

A macrobus, if you will

Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.

Oh right Rupert is the Daily Telegraph, which is presumably the same bullshit but faster.

I imagine it has something to do with Satan’s arsehole, Rupert, being the publisher of the Daily Mail.

Don’t be teasing me on a Wednesday, mafucka