Now wait a second. I don’t think Quark ever sold shoddy merchandise. Overpriced? Sure! Stolen? Probably! Contraband? Absolutely! But low quality merchandise doesn’t breed customer loyalty. It doesn’t generate repeat business.

Remember the 57th rule of acquisition: Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.

https://archive.org/download/OTRR_X_Minus_One_Singles

Who grades the test? Who judges the competition?

The true captain will give up the chair rather than see it cut in half.

There are three things you need to remember as a starship captain: 1) keep your shirt tucked in; 2) go down with the ship; and 3) detailed knowledge of ornithology.

Yes

Replacement panel 4: “Surely, you can’t be serious?”

New panel 5: “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley”

God dammit Loch Ness monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.

Halley is the one who predicted its return mathematically. I’d say that’s more significant than seeing it twice in one lifetime and supposing that it’s the same comet.

Sorry, I lost the world’s smallest violin. This is the best I can do: 🖕

Homer, give him what he wants!

Makes sense that he’d use an antique.

No, it’s “re” like the subject of an email. “Re: diculous”

The cars belong to commuters whose car use would be reflected in their home county instead of SF.

30 years ago my music teacher told me that in Chinese-language singing it’s the consonants that are sustained.

The modlog says for being a bot.

The problem is that you’re using Windows 95.

He’s got a board with a nail in it!

Nice try, Javert.