THEY SET US UP THE BOMB

Which direction is “none of anyone’s fucking business”?

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty “

Don’t be a dick.

Colorblind. About 20% protanomaly (red-weak). Orange, brown, and purple are annoying for me. :)

Yes, they do.

I kinda hate them because non-colorblind people generally say one of a few things when conversations about them come up: “OMG do you really not see any numbers on there? It’s so OBVIOUS”, “Wow… so what color is this [insert random obvious thing]?”, or “So you’re colorblind? How do you deal with traffic lights? LOL”.

Well… yes. Good call.

Can I just tell you how much I hate those Ishihara tests? I don’t see shit in that OP one (which was exactly what I expected).

Once upon a time, Panasonic did a print ad for one of their new color printers that was a dot test that read “Panasonic”, with nothing else on the page. Not super-effective advertising - although I suppose color-blind folks weren’t necessarily the target demographic…

“Direct Message” , from Twitter.

“Why are you wearing that kilt?”

“Because my balls won’t fit in pants”

Honestly, yours is better. I was thinking of Shaq

MAGENTA!!!

It’s not juice - it’s a protein shthake!

Shun the non-believer!

Shit. Now I have to locate the backup that contains my Fark images.

I remember fondly The Ballsack Conundrum.

Need help, soonish.