Take your phone out, look at it, get a slightly concerned look on your face that quickly turns to fear, run out the room yelling “No No No NO No No No No No they’re not meant to be here this soon”, destroy your phone and start a fresh new life.

Alright then, who pissed off Cookie Monster?

Nah they’re not strong enough words.

Hates even too soft of a word, there’s not a single word in any language that describes the feeling this image invokes.

Sometimes program bugs make the best jokes.

You don’t have to snort them all, there’s other places to absorb energy drinks.

You know how you make me watch your show? Put Walton Goggins in it!

That was the worst looking trailer for a broadcast network tv show I’ve ever seen…

Wtf is up with those blinks… God I hate everything about this.

Thought at various points over the years it was a dream.

That’s a pretty good description of Troma movies lol.

Simone Someone should start a go fund me for some lifers commissary in exchange for what you suggested.

Well I sure as fuck know what I’m doing as soon as I get home from work today!

Edit: well that was totally worth it, Conan went full Conan on Sean, best episode ever!

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there’s a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I’ll find it.

I absolutely love it, it’s the perfect show in my opinion, I’m so glad I stumbled across it.

I was sold on it by the first episode entirely because of Oscar, he kills me with every line.

Reminds me of the song One Morel Megabyte by the Toy Dolls

I have found and become a big fan of tv shows that I would have never had the chance to see because of piracy, one of my favourite shows ‘Corner Gas’ never once aired in my home country. Thank you piracy for helping me find good entertainment.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, this is why you hire immature idiots like myself. One look and I knew someone would try and fuck it.

My mate sent me a link to a twitter post that had the x.com link and for a moment I legit thought he sent me a porn link by accident.

I’M THE QUEEN OF THE BORG!

*Titanic theme plays*

But he sucks at it when he tries.

Buy the cheap house away from people, only use short sentences when talking to people when you have to venture into town, make and sell hand crafted wood statues of what you see out your window, build an underground bunker full of state of the art spy technology to monitor the town you live in, create a secret Cabal of other people monitoring their towns, slowly take over your country by blackmailing everyone you can, make it a federal crime to even look at your property, retire and enjoy the privacy.