frustratedphagocytosis

Bring them over to the US, we always have money for new prisons and are experimenting with new forms of state murder with horribly insufficient oversight

That has to be them, the colors and the logo style are identical to what I remember

Oh wow there’s more than one out there? I don’t think that one is ours but it’s been a while since I graduated

Our high school mascot was Robert E. Lee in the form of Yosemite Sam, guns and all. Our fight song was Dixie and there were confederate flags everywhere. We were also still doing desegregation busing until at least 2002, so there’s also that.

Honestly, once it was clear to me as a kid making sense of the whole uterus thing that I could only make human babies, not kittens, I lost all interest in that pursuit. Got sterilized, will keep adopting cats until I am old and grouchy

I leave the TV on all day for the cats, I’m sure they’re getting lots of useful data while they sleep in front of MASH reruns

My favorite is recursive bad citations in the method section. As in, citing a paper that cited a previous paper that itself cited a previous paper that cited an abstract with no detailed methodology whatsoever, leaving the true methods a mystery unless you get the senior author to reply to emails.

I call BS, there’s not enough room for this sort of detail, you’d get ‘as described previously in [1-4, 9, 84, 86, 150-160, unpublished observations]’ half of which are unaccessible journals, out of print book chapters, and abstracts in German

Left handed people live for a good pen that doesn’t fucking smear constantly

Without cheese, the sauce gets a layer of dried, often burnt, sauce in areas not covered by toppings. It’s OK once in a while, but not great.

I like pizza, but don’t like cheese. Without cheese, the sauce gets dried out, so I order regular pizza and eat the toppings, then peel and discard the cheese before eating the rest. Sometimes I pile the toppings and reapply them to the cheese-free pizza afterwards.

Back in the day, I’d be thrilled to read something like this, but now all I hear is ‘look at how many new ways the Google overlord can fuck humans up with protein mutations to eliminate fragile meat-based enemies’

It looks like a protection racket with extra steps. An unpleasant solution presented by the problem creator. Why is this not banned?