Headtorch.

I bet you there is a distro called Pikachu, just to fuck with people like us.

Not to mention the broke single mum tech neckbeards!

The hardest part of excel is knowing when to not use excel.

But now it’s late, faster.

You’re right, the imperial units are not S.I. units, but each (most?) imperial unit is defined by an S.I. unit.

City riding is slow.

Pump up your tyres.

Go at whatever speed you like.

Ok can I test your ability to explain it to a child? Why are phone batteries measured in mAh but car batteries are measured in kWh?

I only get sweaty balls in winter.

In summer I wear breezy shorts and loose undergarments. In winter, not so much, but I do the same sort of exercise, if not more.

Any suggestions for cool balls when doing winter sports?

It’s not a recognised translation- it’s the definition.

Well, time for a new spin on Jurassic Park.

I can’t find incognito mode for Uber.

Give me 2, but less mirrors- I’ve spent enough time in hotel lobbies, thank you. But if it were more theatre lobby than hotel lobby, I’m all for it.

My man, wait until you hear about this thing called rice.

It’s no longer accessible from a desktop, only from the Google Maps app.

Agreed, but your point will usually be a lot better received if you aren’t a dick. SpaceX is a great example- it’s a great company, but the head of the company taints the whole thing they are trying to achieve.

It comes down to respect. Even if I’m wrong, treating me with respect will mean I’m more likely to respect you, and if I respect you I’m going to respect your argument.

You’re absolutely right, you absolute fuckwad, and well said, even if you are a shit eating waste of a human.

(Sorry I don’t mean it, I feel bad now…)

You’ve got good points, but your needless insults makes your argument fall on deaf ears.

You raise some good points.

I’m not so sure about the US just walking straight over the Iranian army, though. I’m no history buff, but from my brief research the US has not had a great record of winning wars in the last fifty years without massive support from other countries. I highly doubt that the international community will support the US invading Iran in the same way that it did Iraq or Libya.

Sticky rice and a plain omelette with Maggi seasoning. Top tier breakfast.