Hey is me, your cousin. I’m kinda in a jam and need your help. The contractor cut me a huge check after the fire that took everything but the bank won’t cash it without proof. I just need $101 for proof and I can pay back immediately.

This is for real.

Thanks.

Donkeyballs

Sure everyone has heard of Stephen King and most know know of Dean Koontz. But 10 year old me wants to give a shout out to the best of em, R.L. Stine.

Sugar gliders are little rodents, while flying squirrels are generally edible in the home. Section divided multiply G.

Has anyone here heard of wall-bong or is it just something my cousins invented?

That and China doesn’t have as much water to fire over.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-alot

I bet you now smell great, like Mother’s crazy sister Kate.

You can make the bacon more crispy if you layer the bacon between sheets of aluminum foil.

RIP scroll bar and scroll wheel. I’m swiping down to move the bar, which does the heavy lifting of moving the page up for me. This allows me to scroll more with less fatigue and thus I can consume more internet and therefore get more knowledge. Plus, swiping down works your bigger superior forearm muscles, which is the part of the arm that the ladies like, whereas swiping up works the inferior muscle on the other side that no one cares about. In conclusion, scroll down for bigger brain, better grip, and more birches.

Also known as Maugher Beach Lighthouse https://maps.app.goo.gl/5dJ7Ur6cSs2arRUD7

I like how the male models on that site are just the same picture of two different dudes with the clothes pasted over them.

Peas in my mouth please

Wow I’m 6 of those 9 types of people. Extra milk and cookies for Santa from now on.

Show me your nipple!

7

Chill yo. Humans are inherently good. None of us want to have a bad interaction. So we try to win-win cuz that’s the easiest and best outcome for both parties and for me. See?

https://youtu.be/mfpGh_SMcS0?si=9DJFymyPqp7PNOIA

A stick!

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Wtf was that site? Unable.

Tuna and peas in my mac and cheese, please!