Yeah, but how do I know that what you just wrote isn’t another conspiracy theory? I’m just so confused

I wish that I had Chesse’s girl

Oh, I know.

To paraphrase Office Space:

Let me ask you something. Where you work, does anyone ever tell you to “think different?”

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

My great-grandparents had an electric mower in the 80s. I never saw anyone else with one until the 2010s.

Jordy, you lunkhead!

Until something gooier comes along.

(really I just saw an opportunity to use “gooier” for the first time and I just couldn’t pass it up)

I had my glasses on, and it still took DrSteveBrule’s comment plus about 30 more seconds before I got it smh

The distinction between a noun modified by an adjective or noun adjunct and a simple compound noun in English is not well defined. You can absolutely call space an adjective in this case.

It’s an adjective?

(Q: What kind of billionaires? A: Space billionaires!)

When did this happen???

You got lucky. I did that once and my engine never started again :(

Would never say that in public, he’s a private joker.

Even those responding to you and trying to justify this, he sets a high bar yeesh. I don’t care who the person is saying it, I don’t care how much the guy he’s responding to deserves it, this is worst boss behavior that I would nope so far away from.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

I like X too, we should hang out!

That sounds like a fantastic idea, where do you get a “regular tv” if you don’t mind my asking?

"I only use the n-word when the black person I’m saying it to deserves it. "

-you, probably

I spread the shazzy on the kids’ shells. It’s delicious!

From Goth2Boss