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Cake day: April 17th, 2024

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  • The monkey’s paw curls.

    We now have a one-state solution where every citizen regardless of origin has full legal rights, stolen land and houses have been returned, the renamed towns have been reassigned their original names, and a sizable proportion of colonists have willingly chosen to leave because they were only ever interested in being the protected class in an apartheid society. Robust border infrastructure has been rebuilt to Lebanon, Syria, and Egypt, with a direct maglev like from Al Quds to every major nearby city. The world rightly recognizes the crimes that have occurred west of the river and the Nakba now sits in the global public consciousness in the same place as Rhodesia and the Nazi Holocaust.

    The catch? The country cannot be named Palestine. It has the be named Donald J Trump (PBUH) Presents: The Miraculous Peace in our Time West of the River of America Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter, Buy Gold and War Bonds

    Too optimistic huh. We are allowed to dream












  • Difficult explanations of complex subjects that may not be aligned with the statistical word pattern distribution of the corpus of a dead web.

    It’s not impossible that this exact paragraph could be generated. But it was more likely crafted by someone who both understands the subject matter on a comfortable level at the very least, and who understands what parts of it are intuitive enough to create a scaffolding of knowledge that are distinctive to this topic.

    I don’t think I could have come up with anything that doesn’t use the word iota a half dozen times and then falling backwards on myself trying to get across the idea of how energy could not exist in measures that are not multiples of a minimum iota of energy (and explaining that it’s just how it is, no I don’t know how that was measured, etcetera etcetera)






  • Yeah it’s a famous Onion style account, local to me. At the risk of having every single one of my comments just be ranting about my country, this checks out. It feels like everyone around me, regardless of how original their thoughts are, sees anything you might input with a keyboard in English as a rough draft that exists only to be “corrected” by a slop filter.

    I am even catching clunkily translated GPT-isms in Arabic-language ads on the radio. I thought it was funny that we had one of the highest ChatGPT users per capita soon after it launched (according to many dubious infographics at least, I can’t find them now so I guess that was overblown), but it’s been shit. Especially as my own writing is a bit mechanical, since my English is much more informed by reading than speaking. I love getting accused of not doing my job when I’m the only one on my team doing it.

    The people behind this page seem to have a refreshingly witty sense of humor but they still felt like they needed to make a few pulls down at the slop machines to make it look good, it even watered down the messaging :(