ACAB

My resume has a bigger gap than goatse

pics

Better late than never, I guess

When storm chasing doesn’t give that adrenaline rush anymore

Self destructive policies inside and out.

I can tell from the comments that nobody has actually been in this situation.

And the answer, is that it’s queer, not straight.

Best evidence of human cloning

Waffle maker. Damnit I love waffles, but I can only clean out so many ruined waffles before I turn to pancakes.

I expected to hear an older British man say: “And here, we can see the pale water lizard riding the waves, in hopes of finding friends. So far, the efforts have been in vain.”

Pika Pika!

Fuck her, and fuck everything she stands for.

Incremental steps into the police state.

Critical thinking has been an increasingly rare skill, partially because people are focusing on conspiracy theories instead.

Florida man strikes again

Get your mmr and tdap boosters 💉

Best plumber I ever had