Whatever you do, don’t give them straws.

I’m not sure what you mean by infinite free fusion power.

It looks like it may have already started to affect you.

That they have any business telling me how complicated something is or how long something should take for me to implement.

I went to a Sonic recently because I was constipated and sure enough, they were asking for tips at the checkout screen. Same thing at a liquor store I went to.

But they’ll steal the wind! How is that helping the environment?

That’s cute that you think your posts are actually deleted.

43 is pretty young to be putting your dick in the grave. I think you’re doing something wrong there.

Kind of like the no wake zone for boats. You don’t even have to change the name.

It is definitely behind the other. You can see it if you look closely.

Nope, it was a billboard for a gun store.

I saw a billboard on the way to Texas that read, “Going west? Arm yourself.”