I want your help in my life…

Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?

I wonder if that’s still cheaper, because it makes people value safety of others but also because it raises the burden to report smaller accidents and workmans comp fraud because of peer pressure.

I can tell you that while passing out doesn’t feel bad, surviving and coming back is still one of the most brutal things I ever experienced. So proceed with caution, sometimes you can plan as carefully as you can, it may still go sideways

I’m not fucking with these letter but it’s: Face, head/hair, torso front, torso back, armpits, head again (long hair), arms if still wet, legs if still wet, feet if still wet.

Anybody not starting with the face is a borderline psychopath imo

I’m a florist. People understand what I do, they usually just don’t think it’s worth doing or paying me for my labor.

Huh. Taxed on what basis? You buy it with your already income taxed money, and the company reports it as income which is then again taxed? It’s like buying a gift voucher. Or maybe foreign currency, but usually you are only taxed on the gains once you sell them, but you can’t sell in-game currency… What else would you like to tax? What would you even audit? Hey tax authority, I have 3 million gold coins, 2486 diamonds and 4 speed ups in clash of clans, do you want screenshots? Do I just send you 10% to your clan?

In-game currency is annoying and bad, but I don’t get what you want to do here.

Yes, but they would break because the cable frayed, and you would randomly get yanked when they got caught in something. Also, they were hellish to detangle.

I don’t know anything about this story but he literally looks like the villain in a kid’s movie in this pic

Well, it sounds like you’re going after women out if your league because you think they’re attractive and that’s a valid choice. But it is a choice you’re making. It sounds like you could have intimacy if you lowered your standards or increased you attractiveness (gym etc). Or you could abandon dating to not have to face rejections.

So I think the key to avoid bitterness is to reevaluate if the choice you are making still works for you if it brings up bitterness. Then you can either stay with your choice or switch, if you don’t think any other option brings less negative feelings.

And if you choose the best option for you, there’s no need for bitterness.

I’m sorry old man, this is amongus booty if I’ve ever seen one. I’ll bring you the bedpan soon.

If that was a human, he would be the most hated coworker ever

What’s that even supposed to mean? Huh?

They refuse

Miss me with that light shit

I personally trust humanity that we will work out a way to have sex with something we shouldn’t rather quickly. Our horniest scientiest and our brightest perverts will find a way, even if it’s at great personal cost.

What’s wrong with our mouths?

Yep, has a humorous tone for sure. Don’t worry, this guy doesn’t hate his wife.

Huh?

Oh, that makes more sense

Hm, 25k karma is not what I’d call a power user, but ok. Thanks for sharing.