Estradiol Enjoyer

i prefer when shit is fictional and queer that’s why I am on this comm, why are people bringing cishet verisimilitude into this

sure, if it’s your own cum. The only dick I’ve sucked and cum I’ve ever tasted is my own. Take some yoga and you too can get there, even if you’re only packing 5.5in like me. TBH sucking a cock that’s not your own is a lot easier I would imagine. I’m a trans woman so it would be straight if I did it but I am gay so yeah

when I was a kid I made a video with my friends where I played Samara from the ring and someone was interviewing me(?) and asked me if I use tampons or pads and I said “neither, I just drink the blood!”

I feel like I should have realized I was trans and autistic earlier

wow that overlook neighborhood you’re in is especially bad to have a brodozer like that in. I bet the asshole bought a foreclosure from a displaced Black family, what with how the area has been brutally gentrified

Because Portland, OR traffic enforcement doesn’t really exist and if they did see this they would just be amused because Portland LEOs are all CHUDs who live in the southwest Washington suburbs

am transfem, can barely drive a stick, but you get a pass from me

to be fair its function is to make people in 1800s-platted, narrow downtown Portland streets afraid that they’ll be run down by this idiot who can’t see where he’s going. If he actually went out with his vehicle he’d probably own a Land Cruiser like the rest of the Portland off-road bros

most of the wankers literally climb up a step

Compelled to compensate for their insecurities about their masculinity

I bet PPB doesn’t mind, if they were called about it they’d be like high fiving the owner like “hell yeah brother that’s how we do it in Battle Ground fuck these Portland libs!”

California

I remember when people were saying this about Windows 95 because XP was so cursed

holy shit

battletoads?

except for the racism play part this kinda describes my latina GF so yeah accurate and heterosexual most likely

see I’m a trans autistic BPD artist gay but I find most people don’t actually like that

as a trans lady built like wario it depends on how bigoted the other patrons are basically

would pwn at RCBG https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/

I’m like three months in personally and I’m growing tits but they’re still extremely small. I always had big fat pecs though so I think I started with an advantage

someone should have stolen this meme for my intro computer architecture course it would have helped