Honestly, when I read stories like these I have started to root for a swift and sudden end to the world. It has begun to appear more palatable than the slow unraveling of society and boiling alive while thirsty.

Such a good book, I too went on a tear through his work after Fight Club and I think this and Choke are fighting for my top spot.

So much impact for so short a story. Great pick!

I had a one-night-stand on a cruise once that was fun but almost ruined when he took off his shirt and there was a cross necklace on his chest. Missionary was basically my vampire ass trying not to get burned by the cross.

If I see a bumper sticker that mentions jesus, I definitely assume that car is driven by the least christ-like person imaginable, and give them space.

I will happily share my beans, but I guess it’s weird to just put beans in your neighbor’s bowl without their consent.

Still here, still trying to convince people to leave reddit, but some people won’t even leave twitter or facebook, so what are you gonna do? Lemmy has taught me to be happy with my beans.

I like the way you think but am horrified by your potential skunk-harvesting techniques.

I feel you. Losing Kanye sucked, but you put it perfectly, the magic is gone. I can’t lose myself in the music anymore.

Same same. They walk out the door and I honestly wonder if they will make it home.

That’s Wart, an absolute legend at one year old! They are constantly smooshing one another for the best window seats.

Here are my precious baby boys, Wart and Pablo. If everyone can wish them a happy birthday, they turn one year old tomorrow.