That story gives me chills every time I think about the woman.

You never forget your first.

I could think of a few Ministry tracks, but I’ll go with N.W.O.
https://youtu.be/imqvLToWH7k?si=QIw2KiyEcSKGgKmf

Someone made this Sisyphus idle game some time ago. (It doesn’t work well on mobile devices)

https://brotender.itch.io/sisyphus-idle

👍
No matter where I am, if I walk past any fish counter… “Ohhh, red snapper! Very tasty!”

Next she’ll start adding magnets into the mix.

Hahah, no, but reordering 200+ cards was just a pain in the ass.

My first coding class was Cobol and we used punch-cards.

(Side story, nothing strikes a feeling of dread more than the sound of cards being shuffled behind you.)

I am so sick of this shit.
I hope that the suspect “stumbled and fell on his face” a lot while in custody.

And to all news media… Please do not print, post or broadcast the suspect’s name. Do not give them the hard-on they are looking for by having their name in the news.

It took me until my 20s before I could swallow pills without gagging and spitting out water.
Then one day something just clicked and since then, no problem.
I can do one, two or even eight at a time like it’s nothing.

But when that noise is used in the right hands …

https://youtu.be/AtRVTYMA87k?si=kC1U5Q_Y3hOeC1t5

I used to use a plain text system, “encoded” in such a way that only I knew what the actual password was, and I kept it on Google Keep.
But that for harder and harder to manage, coupled with, if I were to get run over by a bus, no one else would be able to access my accounts.

Now I’ve been using Dashlane for a few years. Not just for passwords, but secure notes as well.

Works seamlessly on all of my devices and zero complaints.

Soon

“I could never reach.”
“Reach what?”
“You know…”
“What, your clit??”
“Yeah, it’s like you said, ‘everyone gets curious and tries it some time.’”
“I never tried it.”
" …"
" Fuckin’ pervert… "

(I know that’s not the actual line, but the change fits the photo)

Obviously, the dishwasher manufacturers don’t want us to know about the gnomes.
Gnomes with cleaning equipment.

And when your dishes don’t get very clean, that’s because the gnomes partied a bit too hard the night before and just aren’t up to their normal standards.

Hmm. That’s also a great name for a punk band. Dishwasher Gnomes.
Going to trademark that right now.

Hollow?
Hollow.
Fuck it…

This just makes me itchy.

I’m just waiting for Captain Trips.

Jeri Ryan as Thirty-six of D

Out doing some yard work and I could really go for a Maltings Irish Red right about now.
And of course… fresh out.